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Amelia.
18 going on 800
PAP.PPS.JSS.PJC.SMU(LKCSB)

Slightly temperamental,
slight OCD tendencies,
mild control freak.
Gore lover.
slightly anti-social
:)


Obsessed by a fairy tale,
we spend our lives searching for a magic door
and a lost kingdom of peace.

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gore moment.

-DISCLAIMER: AMELIA IS IN A GORY MOOD.

i switched to channel 5, and the theme of today's show - "Behind closed doors" was child abuse..
there was this super irritating stepmom who was abusing her authority, torturing her step daughter physically and mentally..
i was thinking, if i was the abused stepdaughter, there is absolutely no guarantee that i wouldn't retaliate..
then i thought, what would i do?
and this came to my mind..hahahahaha..
omg..im getting excited just thinking about it..heh..

step1: hide somewhere with a saucepan, scream damn loudly to lure the witch into the room
step2: hit the witch on the head like those things in the arcade (i.e. darn hard)
step3: tie the witch onto the chair with strong ropes, make sure she can never get away
step4: while she's unconscious, pour red scorching charcoal into her mouth to mute her permanently (more practical than stuffing used kitchen towels like those in movies right?)
step5: wait for her to regain consciousness
step6: when conscious, slowly pour strong acid on her and watch TRY to scream and squirm
about in her "throne"(kope acid from science lab), note how the skin crinkles up.
step7: slowly lay out a whole set of knifes, ranging sizes and sharpness, choose the knife to use,
spell out your thoughts and choices ALOUD
E.G hmm..which knife would be more useful for grafting a strawberry on your face? OR
what picture you want ah?
step8: play with her psychologically..use a penknife to "sketch" your drawing, and admire how
the blood spurts our s-l-o-w-l-y with each millimetre of skin you drag the penknife on, and then say " oops..draw wrongly..how to erase ah?"
step9: "attempt" to erase by rubbing really hard onto the drawing..and then say "aiya..forget
it..so troublesome..let's make patterns instead" really enthusiastically and then smile at
her.
step10: after grafting patterns arnd the body, bring out a saw (no electric pls..it's too
quick..gore's much better with manual ones)
step 11: say " hmm..i wonder if our body parts will wriggle arnd after it's amputated?"
step12: use the saw, start from the finger..listen to the friction between the bone and the saw. (pretend it's a violin, attempt to play mozart..hahaha)
step 13: stare intently at the finger,use gloves, bring it up to her eye level and conclude: it doesn't wriggle!
step 14: say "the finger doesn't wriggle!" frustratedly..then start sawing other parts of the body
until i'm completely satisfied..but dun finish sawing the whole body! save some for the
day when she have almost recovered from the wounds (if she's still alive) and repeat
process
step15: when she's finally used up, mess up your hair and look really unkempt.
step 16: pretend to be insane, go to the police station, laugh hysterically and tell the police that
i've parts of my stepmom arnd the house (mentally unsound patients get lighter
sentences)
step 17: spend the rest of my life in woodbridge..heheh..

seriously, i dont really care if im getting into trouble w the law..
it's all worth it..it's tit for tat 9829387946548902009734 times better!
ok..this is the end of my gore moment. Amelia is back to normal.
wahahahahahhaa...
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btw, i learnt a new word during GP today...
heheh..

Ameliorate: –verb (used with object), verb (used without object), -rat·ed, -rat·ing.
to make or become better, more bearable, or more satisfactory; improve; meliorate;
or otherwise known as Amelia.

see..i told you i am nice..
i make things become better..
wahahaha..i love dictionary.com


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