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Amelia.
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PAP.PPS.JSS.PJC.SMU(LKCSB)

Slightly temperamental,
slight OCD tendencies,
mild control freak.
Gore lover.
slightly anti-social
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Obsessed by a fairy tale,
we spend our lives searching for a magic door
and a lost kingdom of peace.

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BOOHOO...
today's the last episode of witch yoohee..
im gonna miss johnny...hahahaha...
bt i hate the ending though..it's so predictable..
besides, the last scene was at the airport...so did wulong go to US??!
what happened to the evil dad? did he die??
bleaghx...




oh..bt on the other side,this is starting soon~~
heheheh...
yin en hui!!
she still looks so sweet even in that short boyish hair..
hahaha...looking forward to that..
and start of school..
i think im the only wierdo who wants sch to start...hahaha..

oh..thanks to pajiao for lending me her hp in times of need..hahaha..so im contactable again! :):):)

@10:58 PM

lizards

okie...
im grossed out..
i've just read this e-mail fr salty..and i thought that she was planning an outing to marina south..cos of the heading..bleaghx..so wrong..

apparantly, a bunch of students went to marina south for a steamboat session, and found a lizard in their soup or sth..
the lizard :" One of its feet was gone and its tail was semi-detached"



eww..and it reminded me of the lizards tango-ing above our heads during tina's farewell..

anyway..the owners of the place wouldn't compensate the students and even acted as if they dun care about it..so the students are really angry..

and then, i thought to myself..marina south has so many steamboat restaurants..it might not have been the ones i had gone to before..
when i scrolled down..this is what i saw..



im horrified! luckily for me, i didn't see any lizards when i was there..and that i haven't eaten my breakfast..hahaha...

@9:27 AM


OK..
it's been a rather..
awkward-sticky-irritating-merry-bloated-caffiene-kind of christmas'07..

awkward cos the gathering to celebrate baby cayden's one mth old cum x'mas consists of loads of pple i dun recognise..
it consisted of pple fr my cousin's hubby's side of the family, as well as my auntie's hubby's side of the family and also the couple's friends and colleagues..
so u can imagine how crowded and suffocating the 5-room flat is..
bt it's ok..i got to see my nephew!! so cute..hahaha..
the best part is the surprise i got when i saw weeleng(i dunno hw to spell her name) in the gathering..you know..the one fr PJC bball team? i think shuhui and dilys would know..i didn't even know we were related..hahaha..

we also went down to orchard to check out the x'mas lightings..
i didn't get to take loads of pix cos my stupid phone chose to break down during the x'mas season of all times..
bt it wasn't like what pple say..
although the floats were gorgeous, it was absolutely stifling to squeeze around the crowd..these pple STINK! it's like they haven't taken a bathe in ages..omg..the worst part is that these pple are sticky and sweaty..

the 2nd worst part were the kids..kids have sth against me today..
first, it was at the area arnd the floats..
this kid kept tugging at my top..it's x'mas..so i tried to be nice and smile, and look for his parents...bt his irresponsible parents were smiling away like some lovelorn idiots staring at their child tugging at some stranger's top..
gosh! i just can't stand these pple..
if u can't discipline ur child, dun let them out of the house..

the fist one's ok..he didn't do anything much to really annoy me..
it's the next one dat should be awarded a tight slap on the face..
we were on the bus on the way home, and this ah neh lady was carrying her toddler (we were all standing)..

then, her child started to kick me..again..i tried to be nice and ignore..
till her child started kicking harder..
i stared back at that kid, and he stopped..for 1sec..and continued kicking me when im still staring hard at him!!
the worst part is when he starting pulling my necklace..

i still have my blood boiling even when im typing this..
bt later on he stopped bullying me and turned to bully his mom instead till his mom couldn't stand it any longer and slapped him..
that was the best moment of the day..hahahahahaa...
i know i sound sick and perverted to be happy when this stupid kid was slapped..
bt this kid ought to be taught a lesson..

i had 3cups of coffee today..hahaha..once in the morning, once in OG, and once in Mc'Cafe..hahaha..
so im currently on a caffiene high!
and i ate so many things today..must have gained weight..i feel heavy..hahaha

btw, i have a stupid qn to ask..
if the nutritional information behind says total fat 8g,
does it mean that we would literally weigh 8g heavier?
any bio students out there??
hahaha...

oh yes pple..im sorry if i didn't reply ur sms..
cos my phone's being sent to rehab due to drug abuse..
it took too much ketamine that it's body parts(buttons) dropped out..hahahaha...

will upload pix asap..
cos my dad refuse to send me the pix in his phone cos his darling precious phone is charging..
tell me..what's the link?! -.-

@10:14 PM



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MERRY X'MAS PPLE!!

hahaha..it's finally x'mas!! my favorite time of the year!!

i went to dhoby.G today with pajiao to send my phone to repair..
my warranty card is expired..bleaghx..the stupid person who sold me the phone didn't stamp on the date of purchase..
luckily the kind staff there allowed me to repair my phone FOC..
or i would be declared bankcrupt!
hahaha...

yeah..my main objective for the day is done..
so we went to plaza sing to shop around..bt i didn't expect spotlight to be such a DIY heaven!
i knew spotlight was well known for DIY, bt the stuff there are gorgeous! and they don't cost alot..
so i ended up buying some decorative stuff for my '08 organizer..
i decorated my ugly book..and it turned out really well!
even my dad, who insisted that god forgot to give me even a teeny bit of artistic talents agreed that it looked good..hahaha..im so proud of myself..wahahaha...

okok..enough of self-praise..
im gg to celebrate my much awaited x'mas!
enjoy pple!!
toodloos.................................

@11:31 PM


gosh!!
it's the last week of the hols..
btw, do we start school on the 2nd or the 7th??
hahaha..i must treasure my last days - of the hols..

oh yeah..i changed my blogskin again..
too many complains that viewers went to hospital..
because of dehydration due to over-puking after seeing the pinkie pink background..
hahahaha...

pple..my phone's down..
i've sent it for repair..
so im not contact-able for a few days..
depending on when my phone comes back...bleaghxx..

x'mas is coming soon!! 2 more days!!
and it's my newborn nephew - cayden's first mth celebration too!
whooo...

@10:20 PM


Crash Course in Speaking Chinese
Chinese Phrase English Translation

$55 per pax..bt free..just for you! hahaha...

Ai Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table

Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift

Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding: We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun: A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia: Approach me

Lao Ze Sho: Gilligan's Island

Lao Ze: Not very good

Lin Ching: An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding: A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn: A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai: A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be: A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne: A small horse

Ten Ding Ba: Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung: A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan: Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah: Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim: Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting: There is no reason to raise your voice

hahaha..funny huh..
ok..i sense silence..
at least it's funny to me..

i tried doing maths today..did a few qns per tut to see if i forgot anything..
didnt help..
cos after 4qns, i gave up..
completely no mood to study...hahaha..

@10:47 PM


this is hw bored i am...
3posts in a day..
okok...it's cos i gt more stuff to add on la..

I ABSOLUTELY HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE SINGTEL!!!!!!!!!
i initially tot that it was my fone's problem..
bt it turned out that 2other friends also had the same reception problem..
so i decided to call singtel to enquire about this "strange" phenomenon..

stupid singtel made me wait for 10mins listening to dumb advertisments like
" pls dial *1626 for billing enquiries"
OR
" lost your mobile phone? let us help you! (*over enthu tone*)

that was super irritating...
then, there's this phone operator
she thought i was damn stupid and ignorant cos im using a student plan=im a student
after i told her abt our reception problems, all she said was

" sorry..our network is currently having some technical problems. what i can help you is to reset your line=off phone for 5mins and on phone again"

then i reinforced my point, and she said this

" erm..maybe you can monitor ur reception for another few days? or i can reset your line for you (making it sound like she's doing me a BIG favour)"

puh-lease...if i called you and furthur reinforced my pt, i wld alrd have monitored the prob for some time rite?! and i monitored for 2mths alrd la!
end result: i wait for 10mins just to let some phone operator teach me to on and off my phone.

sounds stupid?
hah!
im never never ever ever gg to renew my plan with singtel on may'08!!
I PROMISE.

this is one promise that i can make and not break.
IM NOT STUPID SINGTEL!!!

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on a lighter note, i've figured out hw to edit audio files!!
i figured hw to cut out a portion of the song, and add effects and stuff..
cos i wanted to cut out the chorus to set as ringtone..
the best part- i didn't ask for help at all!!

yay!

@10:00 PM


adilla!!
you!!
slowpoke!!!

i changed my blogskin while waiting for you...slowpoke slowpoke slowpoke!
hahaha...
okok..enough of slamming adilla..
i know this blogskin is really pinkish..i wanted another one actually..bt when i saved my settings, the alignment was...

erm..
hw do i put it..
ok..i can't call it alignment..it wasn't aligned in the first place..hahahaha...

ok..im gonna look for something else to entertain me...
I WANT MY COFFEE NOW!!
toodloos!

@3:38 PM


PPLE!!
have u heard of this singer called jon mclaughlin??
he's good!
and im nt saying this just cos he wrote this song........



amelia's missing.....her jumbo pack of lays...
hahahahaha..
i want jon mclaughlin's "so close"!!
i still can't find it..and the enchanted ost..bleaghxx...

@11:01 AM


yayayay..i found the songs fr enchanted!
bt anyone knows where i can dl??



can skip through the rest bt must listen to "so close"!
the most impt qn:
anyone knows where i can dl??

@5:10 PM


I saw this lil boy of around 4 just now in the MRT..hahaha..reminds me of myself when i was young..

little boy: ...97(ninety-seven),98(ninety-eight),99(ninety-nine),100(NINETY-TEN)

hahaha..i couldn't contain my laughter la..so hilarious..
i rmbered in pri sch, a similar incident happened to me.

tcher: amelia, what comes after 1999(nineteen-ninety nine)?
me: 199-10 (nineteen-ninety TEN)


you can never imagine the embaressment i had to face..
this is my childhood trauma..hahaha...

ok..change topic..enough of my stupidity..
my online-life has been really boring!!
someone suggest something for me to do...................................

:) yeah..2more days till the end of my assignment! hahaha..can't wait to get my salary..need to do some shopping!

@10:06 PM


heheh..realised that alexandra hospital's a really nice place..
it doesn't even look like a hospital..it looks more like a resort!
it's got loads of greens and 2 large gardens..even the toilet's gorgeous!
if i ever need to live in a hospital i wld definitely consider AH..hahaha..
bt the food there's pathetic..there's only a small cafeteria..bleaghx..nvm..only a weeeeeeeek...

pple in AH look damn rich..met quite a few pple who carry themselves really well..
they look distinguished and rich..hahaha..
i've finally seen pple who's aged gracefully..
i've also met a woman who is 49, has 3children, bt looks like she's 29, single, powerful and rich! hahaha....

pple there are generally friendly..sometimes too friendly.
there's this army guy who acts like he's known me for centuries..
kept telling me abt wat he does in army camp and stuff..i tried showing some disinterest..bt he obviously didn't gettit..bleaghx..
no choice..muz entertain..
the worst thing is that he broke his nose and wld be gg back to the hospital 2molo,and the day after..
*faints*
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yayay..14more days to xmas!



mummy finally found a xmas tree dat's nt ugly or expensive..hahaha..
dabian decorated it..it looks passable..okok..it looked better than my attempt..bleaghx..



frosty the snowman came visiting!! bt too bad im gonna gobble him up laterrr...hahahahahaha...
these are christmas delectables bought fr breadtalk! and thee best part's dat it's nt expensive..heheh..



ok..dilys! i book u one day next wk to do maths arh! (:
toodloos...

@9:49 PM


hahaha..saw this on my way to piano lessons..



apparently, someone transformed ronald macdonalds into old macdonalds...wahaha..
notice the flower in his mouth!!
imagine..old macdonalds dancing tango with mrs old macdonalds!
heheh..
the pic is blur cos i am trying to take a foto of it while walking..hahaha..i didn't want any misunderstandings that i was the culprit..hee..

the christmas bug's catching onto pple..
even my teddy bear..hahaha..
(dabian kidnapped teddy to take this foto..she spent 8bucks on the hat..nt a very credible investment actually..hahaha..the best part- it's nt my money!)



my mom tried looking for a nice christmas tree in jp just nw..
bt they were either too artificial or too pricy..or both..
hahaha..

im gg to alexander(or is it alexandra) hospital to work tomolo..
yesh! last wk!! hahaha..
and i dun even know what time to report 2molo..nobody told me!

it's dad's bdae today..
HAPPY 46TH BDAE DADDY!!

bt he's nt back yet..he's in bali..bleaghxx...
and next year it's on a monday..which means he won't be celebrating it in singapore for the next 5 years..

-.-

mayb i shld consider gg back..hahaha...

@10:11 PM


I caught wang li hom on the golden horse awards!!
he looks sooooo hot playing the violin..
bt no credits to his stylists..
that silly stubble and messy hair didn't seem suitable for a grand opening with the symphony orchestra at all!

hahaha...ok..i've gt nth better to do..
i wanna get a starbuck's white chocolate dream!!!!!!
have been getting this craving since 2 days ago..
bt stupid IDS is only gonna sign my timesheet next wk 2gether with my other timesheet..
which means i won't be getting my pay anytime soon..bleaghx..

HEY!! ANYONE KEEN ON STUDYING WITH A IMMENSELY DENSE MATHS IDIOT??!
hahaha...i need someone to study with me..
i've nt been studying much ever since the other day when i met jaish at jurong library to pass her the thumbdrive..
shucks..
someone ask me out to study plssss... :p

@10:14 PM


HAH...
just 2 days of work
just 2 days of lethargy
just 2 days of seclusion from the pple arnd me

and im missing out on loads of stuff.

i dread working in CGH...the travelling is ok..
at least i get to sleep in the train for 1hr..
bt the worst part is that the pple gg to CGH is damn budget airline..
they just go there take sample and leave..bleaghx..
sales have been slack at CGH..

i've never experienced this in SGH before..
i didn't have samples in SGH
the stuff were priced much highed in SGH than in CGH
AND YET
the sales in SGH is much much MUCH MUCH much much MUCH MUCH better than CGH..
there goes my commission.

argh..

i was introducing kinerase to this guy
he looked like any modern indian in s'pore
until i told him the price for the lotion is $129 after discount.
he exclaimed " what?! it's half my monthly salary!"
-.-
ok..nw i know he's a bangla..hah..
never judge a book bt it's cover..he shld be the best groomed bangla i've ever seen..

i've still got exactly 9days to go..
wish me luck pple..

dread dread dread dread dread dread dread dread

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my uncle's having a surgery in SGH..
it seems that he's critically ill..
pls dun take him away..
he's the only uncle that our family's close to..
besides, he's a really nice harmless person..
go take someone else..like a 100yr old person..they've exceeded the average lifespan!
my uncle's nt ready yet...

get well soon uncle...
god bless you..
i'll pray for u...

@10:20 PM